because i feel like it.

this was the most attractive face i could conjure up.

i love rockin the fauxhawk yo...!

p.s. regular pictures are such a drag. i enjoy the spontaneity. if you have a picture of me in a normal pose or regular sort of smile, keep it and sell it. its probably worth a lot, because seldom do i comply with a normal body and facial pose.

BLAP.

or maybe...just maybe, hes just completely incapable of smiling like a normal person.
weirdo.