Me: *sighs *shoots both of us

Michelle: hahah not me!

Me: too bad ur dead too...okay fine u just lost an arm

Michelle: hahaha and what happened to you?

Me: uhm well...well the bullet bounced off my chest so im...im safe [:

Michelle: hahahah YAY we both lived! lol but i lost an arm

Me: its okay it grew back

Michelle: oh man this is magical

Me: ...but its on ur butt now

Michelle: oh...well thats cool. unique. digggin it

Me: lol its ur left arm on ur butt

Michelle: hahaha love it love it i only need my right arm anyways but typing is difficult

Me: hmm... and texting darn for u i wonder how you'll sit now because...its on ur butt omg youre gonna be like scorpion woman...think about it