lazy

i love watching fail blog.

I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
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i love messing with my dad.

dad: you should get out and play some tennis today

me: eh. nah...

dad: why not? what do you have planned for today?

me: well i gotta save the world at 2pm and i have a date with destiny at 8:30. im too busy.

dad: you need to go out and get some exercise.

me: and saving the world isn't physically strenuous?!

dad: ........you need to stay in shape for tennis.

me: stay in shape? stay in shape!!?? are you kidding me??!! im the Channing Tatum of the Chew family, baby!


hahhahahha...i love sarcasm with a passion.