chinkL!GHTNiNG: i wish you were:

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"piggie kama sutra. omg the thought of iguana sex is boggling my mind right now. must google and find out more..."
"im gonna stop eating cuz im so faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt....jk, it's never stopped me...."
"boo to diets!!!!"
"how are u not 600 pounds with the amount of stuff u eat? lol"
"got to ask a question Steven...chew? is that your last name,or a nickname becuase you love food and seem to be eating all the time?? i'm surprised your not the size of a truck..lol."
"Woah She's a milf lol, her daughter just came and sat down, shes like, "hey mom sorry im late"
"fattie mc fat fat.. and please dont rub it in."
"I am 29 and I ALWAYS get pink spoons."
"I smelled like junk yesterday dude haha"
"i am not old! lol. i'm younger than you so uhUH girlfriiiend"
"you eat everything. im surprised you haven't committed cannibalism yet"